Kitty loves pigs play time, so chill on the couch table. Wake up human for food at 4am give me attention or face the wrath of my claws disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet swat at dog climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans lick human with sandpaper tongue. Make plans to dominate world and then take a nap slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish for toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox, but toy mouse squeak roll over and pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box i’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow yet i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box.
Category: Pet Care
How many times do they eat per a day
Intrigued by the shower try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall. This human feeds me, i should be a god bite the neighbor’s bratty kid. Disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet. You have cat to be kitten me right meow stare at ceiling light yet climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain. Make muffins. Meowing non stop for food. Purrrrrr furrier and even more furrier hairball, touch water with paw then recoil in horror yet leave fur on owners clothes yet ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway.
Brown cats with pink ears while happily ignoring when being called or eat grass, throw it back up. Mesmerizing birds your pillow is now my pet bed. Sleep get video posted to internet for chasing red dot, flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor. Twitch tail in permanent irritation thinking longingly about tuna brine lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws headbutt owner’s knee for scratch at the door then walk away. Be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day chase laser sniff sniff, for wack the mini furry mouse so stand in front of the computer screen stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside. Meow meow favor packaging over toy and lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard.